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Game of Thrones: Family Ties
Game of Thrones is back with its ‘almost last’ episode. I think the Mountain is the new Night King. Isn’t what the children created before? A guardian to protect...
Game of Thrones: From Ash to Behind the Wall
HBO, the only cable source driven enough to let a ginger giant(bane) of a bloke boldly claim, ‘Dick. I like it.’ We start this episode with a lot of brave...
Game of Thrones – The Witches of Eastwatch
Game on! HBO swerves all the internet with its newest episode of the Game of Thrones. Did Jaime die? How wrong was I on the Tarly thing? Does Brann drop the figurative...
Game of Thrones: The Arya Strikes Back
‘No one.’ ‘What is the number of people who will watch if Arya is really dead?’ Oh, Johnny Carson, how we miss thee. It looks like a Lannister...
Game of Thrones 57: The Broken Man oh, man did they just kill _____!
The Broken Man That’s what I will be if George RR Martin dies before releasing the kraken. We start out in Bob the Builder land. Can we bring yet another old...
Game of Thrones – Burning Man
I’ve been reading the books that make up George RR Martin’s epic cycle A Song of Ice and Fire since I was young… arguably way too young to be reading anything...
Game of Thrones – The Mountain and The Viper
Mole Town looks like a pretty shitty place. There’s no way I would ever buy real estate there. It looks dirty and full of STDs. The Wildlings continue there Tour...
Game of Thrones – First of His Name
After last week’s What the Fuckitude, I’m going to really, really try not to get hung up on the books versus the show and the order of things and whether or...
Game of Thrones – Breaker of Chains
Remember that time that Joffrey choked to death at his own wedding? Yeah, that was pretty great. I mean, not looking at his gross purple face and bulging out eyes, but...
Game of Thrones – Two Swords
We open season four with Tywin melting down Ned Stark’s Valyrian sword, Ice, in a last ruthless gesture to show that he has conquered and obliterated the Starks...
Game of Thrones – Mhysa
So now that everyone’s come to some terms with the Stark massacre that happened last episode, a Starkacre if you will, what exactly is going to happen to the war?...
Game of Thrones – The Rains of Castamere
Props! So many props on that war table!! I want them all! The Game is in full effect as Robb strategizes with Cat. Once they have Frey’s army, they’ll be...
