Insatiable Episode 5 Recap : Bikinis and Bitches

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This might be the episode where I have a lot of questions.

Winning her first pageant is the best thing that has happened to Patty. Everything seemed so perfect until somebody sent a picture of Dixie’s vagina to everyone at school…and now she’s disqualified in Miss Magic Jesus pageant.

Also, who would have thought that Nonnie is bi? I thought she had this unconditional love to Patty. I’d love to see how those two would go.

While busy juggling in bikini dog wash and dealing with a drug dealer/self-acclaimed cyber hacker Christian, will Patty ever get to Miss Magic Jesus pageant?

With Dixie sabotaging the bikini dog wash, it seems like it’s the end for Patty but Brick is here to the rescue with the LGBTQ team who resumed and ever more awesome bikini dog wash.

Who else ships Patty and Brick?!

Will Regina ever get out of jail or she’ll forever be in Orange Is The New Black?

Is Nonnie going to finally come out of the closest or is she going to start dating Troy?




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