Category: Movies
Arrow – Lone Gunmen
While on REVENGE duty, Ollie’s intended target gets shot right in the goddamn chest in the middle of his speech. How rude! Ollie gets grazed and goes to home base...
True Blood: Dress Like Pam
You know from my True Blood reviews that Pam is by far my favorite character on True Blood. She’s sassy, fashionable as all hell and not afraid to cut a bitch....
Arrow – Honor Thy Father
Let’s check back in with Eight Pack Oliver and see what’s going on. Gratuitous shirtless workout session: check. Broody emo face: Check. Let’s go....
Revenge – Destiny
I recently power watched the ABC show Revenge while I was sick and because I like campy tv shows. Revenge does not disappoint. The short version is that a young woman...
Arrow – Pilot
Oh hello there, fair reader! How have you been? Remember when I wrote fascinating pieces for your enjoyment? Me too! Well after a shortish sabbatical (read making shirts...
Elementary – Pilot
Watson swings her arms too much when she runs. You gotta tuck those elbows in or you’ll waste energy. Come on girl, you were an Angel. You should know that....
Revolution – Pilot
WHAT IS JULIETTE FROM THE ISLAND DOING IN THE PAST BEFORE THE ISLAND!? AND HIS NAME IS BEN!?!? DEJA VU! THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS! LOOK OUT FOR THE SMOKE MONSTER!...
True Blood – Save Yourself
True Blood, GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. This season has been completely predictable, stupid and tedious. Nothing interesting has happened at all. A whole lot of blood farts...
True Blood – Sunset
YOU GUYS! There’s just one more episode after this one! Thank fricking gawd. I’m running out of ways to express how tiresome and bad this season has been....
SyFy Face Off Coverage – Be a Writer!
Gothic.net has an Exclusive Interview with SyFy Face Off Season 2 Winner Rayce Bird by well-known sci fi columnist Ed Grabianowski. Gothic.Org, where you might have...
True Blood – Gone, Gone, Gone
The writers of this episode could have chopped it in half and just as much would have happened and made sense and I could be in bed right now. INSTEAD I had to watch all...