SquisherGirl chills next to the Hearthstone


As the World of Warcraft movie roars into theaters (Hi, Duncan!), Squisher Girl takes on a whole deck of trouble. She’s playing Hearthstone and the game is about to get real. I’m not sure what it says about me that I can pick out a Hearthstone loading screen just from a small thumbnail, but I am glad I did. SquisherGirl is playing, singing, and having a countdown to be naked soon. This is actually like a cooler version of watching your friends play in a LAN party. Except, you know, your friend here is SquisherGirl and she might get naked whilst playing.

I see she stopped using Thrall and just switched to Uther Lightbringer (sorry, no pic!). A Pally seems a bit fitting for the number of Silver Hand recruits he can summon. I wonder if there is a double entendre here…hmmm…. Either way, Zug Zug.

Username: SquisherGirl
CamScore: 2145
Gender: Female
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 10000 pounds
Height: 2 inches
Age: 108
City: Middle Earth
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Shoulder Model
School: Starfleet Academy
Favorite Food: Souls. And gift cards (esp to Ikea and chipotle) sent to vforvixengirl@gmail.com
Pets: The best dog ever named Bruce
Automobile: Magic Carpet
Tags: jack of all trades, hobo, pillow fort bum, starlord, batman and robin, drunken sailor,


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