SquisherGirl shows us how to pick up women


What’s your favorite part of the female body? That’s what I walked into when I entered Squisher Girl’s room. She’s playing a bit of a pickup game right now and I find it fascinating. I won’t even pretend that I know what game she is playing (or that I know how to pick up women). Apparently, this game is a bit of a dating sim crossed with a strat/puzzle game. It looks rather interesting. The concept is that you can talk to the women and try to figure out what they want to hear so you can then go deeper (phrasing) in the game with them.

I’m a rather big gamer and, even though I don’t know this one, SquisherGirl has never let me down for gaming fun. Her room is a great hang and well worth popping in. I mean, where else can you spend your Sundays learning how to pick up women?

Username: SquisherGirl
CamScore: 1837
Gender: Female
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 10000 pounds
Height: 2 inches
Age: 108
City: Middle Earth
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Shoulder Model
School: Starfleet Academy
Favorite Food: Souls. And gift cards (esp to Ikea and chipotle) sent to vforvixengirl@gmail.com
Pets: The best dog ever named Bruce
Automobile: Magic Carpet
Tags: jack of all trades, hobo, pillow fort bum, jagermeistermeisterburger, Starlord, Vince the lovable stoner, the abominable snowman, Batman AND Robin, drunken sailor, wench with mead, Gamer


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