Would whoever wins the Robert Baratheon crown in the HBO Win Crowns from Game of Thrones Sweepstakes please loan it to me for a weekend? I have a special purpose I need to put it and a chair made of swords to. No, uhm, it is for, uhm, research for, uhm, a script I am working on. Okay, a crown and possibly a throne beat the hell out of a “We Do Not Sow” T-shirt for fandom roleplay. (I don’t need to borrow the Renly Baratheon crown because the special purpose is not a threeway. I’m a one-man woman.)