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True Blood – Somebody That I Used to Know
First off, I hate that song. Secondly, this episode was brought to you by the letter UGH and the number BOOO. They are slowly building up to what better be an epic...
True Blood – In the Beginning
When we last left True Blood, there seemed to be the promise of something happening. This was not the case. While the faeries check Sookie’s Midichlorians we are...
True Blood – Hopeless
In another episode that proves to be a whole lot of chaff and barely any wheat, we get some story progression but mostly just predictable crap that isn’t very...
True Blood – Let’s Boot and Rally
With a title like that you’d think that something would have actually happened in this episode. But that, was definitely not the case. Apparently...
True Blood – We’ll Meet Again For Realz
All right, now that I got my cable back, thanks Comcast…, we can get on with this mess of a show. Enough with the orgin stories! This isn’t compelling story...
True Blood Beauty Line Forsaken
I am in the wrong goddamn business. I need to get a gig coming up with dumb shit based on tv and movies that people will buy. (I know I kinda do this already) Cuz guess...
True Blood – Whatever I Am, You Made Me
Here we go, it’s 3am, I’m tired as shit and we’re gonna do this for realz. Zombie Tara awakens to find out she sucks just as much IF NOT MORE than she...
True Blood – Authority Always Wins
I thought I’d drink a Negroni for tonight’s episode, it seemed fitting since it is a red cocktail. It’s a super easy and potent cocktail, perfect for...
True Blood – Turn, Turn, Turn
If you are a fan of the HBO series “True Blood”, you should stop reading this right now. This is for the jerks who hate that dumb show. Previously on this...
