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True Blood is Back (Soonish)
Like a weird foot fungus you pick up at the gym, True Blood is back for it’s 6th (SIXTH!?!?!) season. Uuuuuuugh. That moaning sound isn’t your tv, it’s...
Deadlocked by Charlaine Harris
Deadlocked is the latest of the Sookie Stackhouse novels that just came out earlier this year. Once again it would seem there is trouble brewing around Sookie as a woman...
True Blood – Save Yourself
True Blood, GIVE IT A REST ALREADY. This season has been completely predictable, stupid and tedious. Nothing interesting has happened at all. A whole lot of blood farts...
True Blood – Sunset
YOU GUYS! There’s just one more episode after this one! Thank fricking gawd. I’m running out of ways to express how tiresome and bad this season has been....
True Blood – Gone, Gone, Gone
The writers of this episode could have chopped it in half and just as much would have happened and made sense and I could be in bed right now. INSTEAD I had to watch all...
True Blood – Everybody Wants to Rule the World
This was a real change of pace, this episode was great! Not really. Same old shit. I almost had you there. Vamp Jerk Squad blows up a factory and then feasts on a...
True Blood – Somebody That I Used to Know
First off, I hate that song. Secondly, this episode was brought to you by the letter UGH and the number BOOO. They are slowly building up to what better be an epic...
True Blood – In the Beginning
When we last left True Blood, there seemed to be the promise of something happening. This was not the case. While the faeries check Sookie’s Midichlorians we are...
True Blood – Hopeless
In another episode that proves to be a whole lot of chaff and barely any wheat, we get some story progression but mostly just predictable crap that isn’t very...
True Blood – Turn, Turn, Turn
If you are a fan of the HBO series “True Blood”, you should stop reading this right now. This is for the jerks who hate that dumb show. Previously on this...
