Category: Obtainium

Don’t Make Me Get Medieval on Your Breakfast

The modern waffle has its origins in the late middle ages. Waffle irons consisted of two metal plates connected by a hinge, each plate was connected to a wooden arm....

Take Me to Michael Dell

Alienware‘s new leader is Austin’s favorite college dropout, Michael Dell. According to a press release on the Dell site yesterday, Dell has confirmed their...

Robot Project & 2005 Come to a Close

It is time to make resolutions for the new year. I have not decided on mine yet. Besides lose weight of course. But I’m thinking about resolving to make it to the...

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

I seem to have spent much of this holiday season on the topic of constructed lovers. I’ve touched on dolls, robots, and androids, and the boxes Daleks travel in...

Dalek Emperor Can Tell Exterminators to Leave those Disco Babes Alone

Four different incarnations of the Emperor Dalek are known, three seen on the television series, and one in the TV Century 21 comic strip (a squat, golden Dalek with an...

What if I need to know more about Dalek costumes?

The Daleks were actually operated from inside by short operators who had to manipulate their eyestalks, domes and arms, as well as flashing the lights on their heads in...

The First Androids

The First Androids site features a variety of very small sex dolls and very life size ones. The site is in German, so my comprehension is limited, but it includes...

Does the Microdoll Make You Feel Like a Big Man?

Does the Microdoll make you feel like a big man? Well, it certainly ought to. She is only around fourteen centimeters in height. The Microdoll site bills it as...

The Universal Positioning Device or UPD

I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers...

Abbie Had a Threesome with a Real Doll

I don’t think they exactly update terribly often, but it is still comforting to know that there is a long-running site out there featuring hardcore three way sex...

Agent Aeon Circuit Breaker

Blue Blood Agent Aeon shows off the circuit boards tattooed under her adorable breasts in this free gallery from Barely Evil.

What if I want to play Dalek and the horny disco babe?

There is nothing like a little costumed roleplay to spice up sex, so all this talk of Dalek domination may have put the thought in your head that you’d like to try...