Category: Obtainium
Subwoofer Subwoofer
The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the...
Who Wants a Cyberhug?
The day before yesterday, Yahoo reported that scientists from Singapore had figured out how to operate a vibrating jacket on a chicken via web-based controls. They have...
Real Doll Home Surgery
For those of you who are simultaneously hot for the Svedka Grl and terribly angry at her, there is the Real Doll Doctor Surgery Index. The surgery pages include graphic...
Bella Starr and Haley Ready for the Holidays
Thanksgiving is barely over, but it seems the world is getting ready to get into the holidays full tilt. Assuming that by world, one means the fannish segments of the...
PT-141 Viagra Alternative Sex Drug Inhaler
According to an excellent New York Magazine feature article penned by Julian Dibbell, we may be as close as three years away from an actual proper sexual arousal...
Play Magazine Girls of Gaming Issue 3 w/ Bonus Mature Content
Yes, Girls of Gaming #3 might be a PDF, but there are still two different collectible covers. One highlights the girls of Deathwatch and one highlights the girls of Dead...
Winner of the Cryogenically Frozen People’s Choice Award
Slashdong reminded me that I hadn’t talked about the Svedka robot babe yet. Los Angeles currently has its fair share of billboards featuring pinups of this fembot...
Beep Sex from Slash Dong
Oh, how I love Slashdong. Let me count the ways. It is on the cutting edge of useful technology, it is educational, and the writing is funny. Slashdong’s most...
Frankenwand
A true testament to human ingenuity and San Francisco know-how is the Frankenwand. “Half power tool; half vibrator — FrankenWand always gets the job done...
And Another Thing
I know I wrote that I wasn’t going to get into specifics, but it is both unconscionable and pathetic for an organization to copy not only site text buzzwords like...
In Solemn Fuzzy Commemoration
On November 2, 2001, Monsters, Inc. debuted with the best ticket sales ever for an animated film. There is no reason that should make this a memorable date, yet that...
Narnia!
For some reason, Moviefone has the very best Narnia trailer online now. It looks like they managed not to make the talking animals look too stupid. I wanted to go to...
