Category: Obtainium

What if I want to play Dalek and the horny disco babe?

There is nothing like a little costumed roleplay to spice up sex, so all this talk of Dalek domination may have put the thought in your head that you’d like to try...

Why would I want a motorized chair?

According John Acres and the Bigha web site, the answer is not what Gizmodo and Sexy Fandom previously reported about the Bigha Stargazer Sex Chair, but rather,...

The Bigha Sex Starseeker Chair

Gizmodo thought this chair looked like it was intended for high tech sex, before I even did, writing “We’ve gotten in enough trouble over the past few months...

Hentai Figurine Splam

For reasons best known to the management of Sex n Fun which they have not shared with me, they have posted a gallery of what they suggest are semen-splattered hentai...

What is a Dalek?

The Daleks (pronounced “DAH-lecks” or “DAH-licks”) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television...

The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You

The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...

Narnia Released in America

Announcing the arrival of Narnia on American shores.

Narnia Released in Britain

For those of you reading in Britannia, Narnia has now arrived.

You Say Daloid I Say Dalek

Horror sexploitation splatter purveyers Sinerama have gotten their hands on a limited supply of the Dalek porno video. I mean, the Daloid porn flick. I am speaking, of...

Disco Babes for the Dalek Nation

According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling...

Real Dolls Are Not a Crime Against Women

When I initially told you all about the Real Doll Surgery Page, I did not mean to imply that I thought ownership of a Real Doll was somehow misogynist. Drooling over the...

Rise of the Machines

The Lickity-Chick from my favorite mad scientists. The name pretty much says it all.

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