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I haven’t seen Ophelia Vlad in a while. Tonight, what she is doing looks freaking awesome. Of course, she has the busty comic book babe bod and the pretty and expressive face, but her sense of humor and over-the-top-costuming really make her shows something special. Tonight’s extreme clown fetish makeup makes her face seem even more delightfully expressive. She is playing appropriate calliope music and the topic of conversation know is why one would get drunk on Listerine versus say a nice bourbon.

Ophelia Vlad says she was thinking of doing pie-sitting with her bloody evil clown goodness. But she forgot the pie. She says she cooks really good savory pies like shepherd’s pie, but she had been planning on putting her gore-spattered blue frills into something sweet involving a lot of sugar and whipped cream. She has done previous dessert shows with tiramisu and similar treats.

Great. Now I am totally hungry for sweet and savory pastries.

Shoutout to rcfemvlad!








Username: OpheliaVlad
CamScore: 3564
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Other
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 125 pounds
Height: 71 inches
Age: 33
City: Vlad Dungeon
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Light
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Bone cutters, bias tape, and Rope. I tie them tight. Daily.
Favorite Food: Seafood, Beef.
Pets: My Dog
Automobile: My Truck, The Beast.
-The Coven- -Count: BigDaddyVlad -FrostyVlad -RcFemVlad -Buckethead -EdAllan -KeyserVlad -SeanVlad -CrackerVlad -KozzerVlad -AstroVlad -Batman831 -Riddler411 -Nerdg -Phuckt -DainiusAnius -Beau
Tags: brunette, smart, sensual, tattoos, fetish, crazy, tall, evil, flexible, domination, creative, awesome, loud
Favorite Models: OpheliaVlad
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Live, Love and Tumble through.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Men, Coffee, Blood, Sleep, and Straws.
What I Like To Do For Fun: This. Cooking. Draw. Dream. Curse. Shop. Create. Ask a shit ton of questions. Kim Crawford.
Favorite Songs: Mostly Rock, Ac/Dc, Tool, Led Zep, Deftones, Type O Negative, Disturbed, Chevelle, White Zombie, White Stripes, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fleetwood Mac, But if I’m on the beach, I enjoy Marley.
Favorite Movies: All my favorites are horror. Friday the 13th, House of 1000 Corpses & Devils Rejects, Dracula, John Carpenter’s Vampires, Evil Dead
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: You mean besides this?!
Hobbies: Music, Drawing, Sewing, Creating, and Creeping around in the dark.
Talents: Bass Guitar, Auto Mechanics, Putting my feet behind my head, Devising evil and diabolical plans with my Coven.
Perfect Mate: A Man that takes his time.
Perfect Date: I don’t care where as long as we laugh alot.
Turn Ons: Gentlemen. Selflessness, Humor.


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