My Way Veronica Chaos + Dragon

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Who says you can’t make a living as a classically-trained singer and professional ventriloquist? Veronica Chaos wearing harlequin makeup and is doing a very entertaining job tonight of singing the song “My Way”, made famous by Frank Sinatra. She is mugging with a sense of humor on lyrics like “I took the blows,” as she makes funny obscene gestures.

Oh my goodness. Veronica Chaos has busted out a new dragon puppet and she is singing a (ventriloquist) duet with it. The dragon has the part of John Travolta’s Danny in the musical Grease and Veronica Chaos is, of course, Olivia Newton-John’s Sandy. Veronica Chaos is changing some of the lyrics to mention flying and dragons, as is only appropriate, so you know she and her dragon paramour are not just lip-synching. This is kind of epic and deeply awesome.

PS You should really click over to Veronica Chaos to actually see this. Her shirt is kind of see-through, so I can’t post any of the screencaps I want to and keep everything SFW.

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Name: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 3591
Gender: Female
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Occupation/Major: Ventriloquist / Clown
Hi, I’m Veronica Chaos! Some call me VC for short. I’m just your typical sex clown/ventriloquist/crazy cat lady. You might find me fucking my dummy in full costume or waxing poetic over the philosophy of Gene Roddenberry.
My room isn’t for the overly-serious or the easily disturbed. Come join me in my exploration of the perverse, the beautiful, and the strange. Let me show you things you’ve never before seen!
I have a wide variety of shows I like to perform in public chat. I’m not into privates/groups; I get off on having a big audience watching me rehibiliate people past their fear of clowns and dolls. My shows aren’t necessarily sexy; I like to get outrageous and make people laugh. Generally, during the week I like to tease, and during the weekends is when my inner theatre nerd comes out to make a giant mess. But I’m random as hell and anything can happen at any time (and with enough wine, most likely will).
Tags: goth, punk, clown, star trek, silly, nerd, glasses, art, rule 34, natural, stripper, burlesque, doctor who, blond, pale, acf, ventriloquist, puppet, cosplay, tng, ds9, weirdo, multipass, costumes, creepy, honest to a fault, chatty, tease, goofball, horror, performance, dummy
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:

Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Dracula, Edgar Allan Poe, Salem’s Lot, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft, Transmetropolitan, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands, Zombies and Shit, Depraved, Shatnerquake, Brain Cheese Buffet, The Shining
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters,Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Night Gaunts
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Fucked in a coffin underneath the Necronomicon.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Deep Space 9
Talents: Find out, eh?
Perfect Mate: Gomez
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: You don’t have to justify your perversion.

Lyrics to My Way

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain
I’ve lived a life that’s full
I traveled each and ev’ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried
I’ve had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
“Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way”

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!

Yes, it was my waaaaaaaaaaaaay

Lyrics to Summer Nights from Grease

Summer lovin’, had me a blast
Summer lovin’, happened so fast
Met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something’s begun
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?

Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling; drank lemonade
We made out under the dock
We stayed out till ten o’clock
Summer fling don’t mean a thing
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
But you don’t gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
‘Cause he sounds like a drag

He got friendly holding my hand
Well, she got friendly down in the sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen
Well, she was good, you know what I mean
Summer heat, boy and girl meet
But, uh oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?

It turned colder; that’s where it ends
So I told her we’d still be friends
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she’s doin’ now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh, those summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more.




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