GamerLana Explains Why Star Trek Red Shirts are Safe (in some contexts)


gamer lana ensign red shirt camCam babe Gamer Lana is asserting that no red shirts were harmed in the making of Star Trek: Next Generation. So she feels that wearing a red shirt uniform is fine in context. She is concerned that the pins at her fetchingly attractive throat were put in the wrong order to communicate her high level command. But, so long as she keeps shaking her hips like that, I am pretty sure she will be forgiven for this minor detail. Actually, the simple fact that she knows such small details is so refreshing, but Gamer Lana is always obviously the real deal and not some train-jumping girl who just pretends to know what Star Trek is because she heard guys like that.

Last week, Amelia G at Blue Blood wrote up the Twitter conversation between Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield and the cast of the original Star Trek — William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, George Takei — and one of the moon walker OGs Buzz Aldrin. There is a visual representation there of the conversation in order, if you want to check it out. The part I found funniest was that Chris Hadfield expressed concern that the Canadian astronaut uniform has a lot of red in the shirt. Clearly, Chris Hadfield needed Gamer Lana to help lay his fears to rest.

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Name: Gamerlana
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Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Green
Weight: 123 pounds
Height: 64 inches
Age: 22
City: Side of a Mountain
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Ph.D in pleasure
Favorite Food: Ice Cream, any pumpkin flavored greatness
Pets: =5 Chickens, 3 Ferrets, 1 Rabbit, 1 Large Mouth Bass, and 1 Black Lab
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Interests & Hobbies
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Laying in a field filled with horses, and being held down by a beautiful woman as she went down on me, meanwhile the sun set over us. It was crazy, and amazing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Because I have played all of the following games:

FFXI – 7 years, 99WHM

Aion – 1 year, Cleric and Ranger

WoW – 1 year, 88 Holy Paladin ilvl 389!
StarCraft 1&2; Sims; FinalFantasy 6,7,8,9,10,10-2,11,12,13,14(terrible); Bioshock 1&2; StarTrek Online; Neverwinter Nights; Dungeon Siege; Stalker (all); Mario; God of War (all); Tekken 2-5; Dead Space; Dead or Alive; Soul Blade; Soul Caliber; Street Fighter; Mortal Combat; Blur; Split Second; Need for Speed (all); GTA 3&SA; Fear 1&2; Half Life 1&2; Portal 1; Myst (all); Heavy Rain; Tomb Raider; Resident Evil (all); FallOut 3&4; Plants vs. Zombies; The Last Guy; Everyday Shooter; WipeOut HD Portal 2, Borderlands, Dead Rising 2, Crysis, Borderlands 1&2, Prototype, Deus Ex, Zumba, Skyrim, Diablo 3, Tera Online, And a few more I can’t think of at the moment!


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