Iris Has Never Seen a Phone Booth

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i am iris mobster gun moll camI have mentioned the adorable I Am Iris and her cute Southern accent before. Tonight, she is running a fun word game, and wearing sexy glasses, which frame her face so well, and she is wearing a sort of mobster’s gun moll outfit. She says she recently tried to play poker and kept accidentally referring to the chips as “tokens”. An occupational hazard I suppose. She says she has never played strip poker. Perhaps some cam girl should develop a complicated no limit version of poker with tokens for chips. Iris says she is only interested in real life strip poker if she can play with women and really hot guys. Makes sense to me. She just made me feel old by saying that she loves Superman, but she has never actually seen a phone booth in real life. Now I am thinking that the age 78 on Iris’ profile might not be totally 100% accurate.


About Me
Name: I_Am_Iris
CamScore: 5186.1
Gender: Female
Age: 78
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Tags: tattoo, alternative, geek, dork, iris, gamer, emo, punk, piercing, rock
Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Songs: I LOVE music. Almost everything, especially if it’s live. Right now, I’ve been on a strange kick and listening to Journey, AFI, Nirvana, and A Day to Remember.
My all-time favorite band is The Used. 🙂
Favorite Movies:
V for Vendetta
Girl Next Door
Finding Nemo
I Love You Man ANYTHING with Robin Williams or Bruce Willis
Perfect Mate: Someone who can enjoy playing video games or watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with me. Someone who can make me laugh.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I’m a geek, and I like to laugh at just how dorky I am sometimes. I love playing video games (oldschool and newer stuff). Yes, I have a Mario tattoo, lol.
I love entertaining the thought of supernatural/mythical creatures. My favorites: zombies and vampires (but not stupid sparkly ones). I could lecture all day
about the way movies have ruined the reputation for both species. lol. To summarize? Romero had it right; zombies can not run! And vampires are
meant to sleep during the day! Haha, ok, guess I’ll get off my soapbox now.




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