Slashdong reminded me that I hadn’t talked about the Svedka robot babe yet. Los Angeles currently has its fair share of billboards featuring pinups of this fembot hottie. The concept is that, in the future, there is a brief new alcohol prohibition that only Svedka is courageous enough to continue distilling during. Svedka vodka and the Svedka robo-ho SVEDKA-Grl combine with legalized social smoking, re-legalized boozing, queer fashion, porn, paparazzi extermination, and free plastic surgery to take the party to the next level. Apparently Swedish vodka makers have seen the future and the future is West Hollywood. No fatties allowed, but that hot chick bot is quite sexy and, remember, plastic surgery is free in this future paradise. If you are young and effing hot, feel free to lie about your age to gain admission to the Svedka site.
