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Horns, Fangs, Control

Hyrule Fairy is having a stiff drink or six because she is doing a control show tonight. What is a control show? I’m glad you asked. Hyrule Fairy has a popular...

The New York Times REALLY Likes Robots

The New York Times has been doing some fun robotics coverage lately. As part of their Robotica series, The New York Times recently checked in with Matt McMullen at Abyss...

Anzen Senshi Condoms for Super Robot Penis

Anzen Senshi supposedly translates from Japanese to English as “Safety Warrior.” No idea if this is accurate, but I noticed these robot-themed condoms on...

Robot Project & 2005 Come to a Close

It is time to make resolutions for the new year. I have not decided on mine yet. Besides lose weight of course. But I’m thinking about resolving to make it to the...

The Universal Positioning Device or UPD

I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers...

Winner of the Cryogenically Frozen People’s Choice Award

Slashdong reminded me that I hadn’t talked about the Svedka robot babe yet. Los Angeles currently has its fair share of billboards featuring pinups of this fembot...

Bad Robot-Lovin’ Girls in Prison

Fans of girls in prison films rejoice. The machine sex people have a series featuring a jail set. Of course, while she is in bondage, the guard uses the nightstick on...

The Predator

If you are going to have the Fuckzilla robot around to deploy your sex toys, you will probably need something like The Predator. I can’t show you what that is on...

Batteries Not Included

I showed the animation for this particular pleasure machine to my husband and the first thing it reminded him of was the movie Batteries Not Included. The idea of, err,...

What is a robot?

In practical usage, a robot is a mechanical device which performs automated tasks, either according to direct human supervision, a pre-defined program or, a set of...

Robot Love

This site is a true triumph of technology and good old American know-how and ingenuity. The is based out of, where else, San Francisco and features a parade of sexually...

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