You have to love the Weekly World News and not just for Batboy. They have just graciously provided us all with an expert list of ten warning signs that the prostitute you are about to pick up is an alien. Not interested in hookers? Then you can just skip down to the recent entries about mead and absinthe. Trust me, you will need to comprehend the definition of mead soon enough.
At any rate, apparently alien trollops tend to use outdated slang, can be absurdly movie star attractive, make you think they are better in bed than they are, and refuse to let you spank them. Probably not even for a big tip. The implication is that perhaps they are jumpy that we may want revenge for all the anal probing they have been doing to our people. (via Screenhead)
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