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Frankenwand
A true testament to human ingenuity and San Francisco know-how is the Frankenwand. “Half power tool; half vibrator — FrankenWand always gets the job done...
Bad Robot-Lovin’ Girls in Prison
Fans of girls in prison films rejoice. The machine sex people have a series featuring a jail set. Of course, while she is in bondage, the guard uses the nightstick on...
Ultimate Surrender with Crimson Ninja & Vendetta
This spring Ultimate Surrender went over to a weekly update schedule and is now well worth the price of admission. Well worth it assuming you spent your teen years...
Samsung’s SCH-n330 Rumble Game Controller Just Like a Car Crash Just Like a Dildo
Today, according to an excellent article Elizabeth Biddlecombe wrote for Wired about the sex toy potential of cell phones, the SCH-n330 mobile version of a rumble game...
The Predator
If you are going to have the Fuckzilla robot around to deploy your sex toys, you will probably need something like The Predator. I can’t show you what that is on...
Batteries Not Included
I showed the animation for this particular pleasure machine to my husband and the first thing it reminded him of was the movie Batteries Not Included. The idea of, err,...
The Trespasser
Wow, I can’t show you very much of the picture of what The Trespasser is for on my page, but you can see it in all its explicit glory at this link. The site where...
The Intruder Machine
The intruder is supposedly a nice gentle starter machine for ladies looking for a modern version of the Victorian cure for the vapors. Its vital statistics are listed...
Robot Love
This site is a true triumph of technology and good old American know-how and ingenuity. The is based out of, where else, San Francisco and features a parade of sexually...
