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Aiden Starr and Xmas Terminator Robot
Back when the Effing Machines peeps had a page with profiles of each of their lovable robots, I used to do robot lover reviews on this site. They still update every...
Broken Heroines: A Superhero Parody, High Production BDSM and Sex Feature
Comic book bad guys have taken over the largest warehouse of Kryptonite and Powergirl is their prisoner. Barbarella hadn’t seen anything yet in terms of the insane...
Tentacle Robot Sex
Sensi Pearl is living out one heck of a fantasy in this recent effing machines shoot. The trusty old Fuckzilla Batteries Not Included sexbot has received a fabulous...
Steampunk Vibrator
Ani Niow, of One Letter Wonder, says she can’t fathom why she would get placed in the steampunk area at Maker Faire. I think I can fathom it. Victorian women,...
Zero Gee Sex with a View
This week, The Independent published an article, by their Washington Correspondent Rupert Cornwell, which asked whether human space exploration is really such a good...
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
I seem to have spent much of this holiday season on the topic of constructed lovers. I’ve touched on dolls, robots, and androids, and the boxes Daleks travel in...
Dalek Emperor Can Tell Exterminators to Leave those Disco Babes Alone
Four different incarnations of the Emperor Dalek are known, three seen on the television series, and one in the TV Century 21 comic strip (a squat, golden Dalek with an...
The Universal Positioning Device or UPD
I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers...
The Bigha Sex Starseeker Chair
Gizmodo thought this chair looked like it was intended for high tech sex, before I even did, writing “We’ve gotten in enough trouble over the past few months...
The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You
The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
Linda Hamilton Terminates
I was reading something about the Governator of California and thinking about fucking machines and thought of Linda Hamilton. I loved her buff T2 performance. I...
Subwoofer Subwoofer
The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the...
