Category: Obtainium

Doll No Mori No More

The fans at Doll Forum pointed out that my article about anime artificial women hookers now links to an unfortunate site. DollNoMori.com now mirrors something called...

Clockwork Orange Cat Fight Gangbang

Cat Fight Gangbang has a much grosser but potentially hotter take on Clockwork Orange than Kate. Their scenario is one where a gang of girl droogs surprise a robber who...

Kinetoscope

On this date in 1897, Thomas edison patented the Kinetoscope, the first movie projector. (via Wikipedia) Just a little over a hundred years ago, there was, not only no...

Diabolical Steampunk Leather and Brass Cyber Gas Mask

Obscuria has wonderful text to go with their product line. Obscuria describes my favorite mask from their site: “After Lady Synthestruct polishes off her pint of...

Steampunk Vibrator

Ani Niow, of One Letter Wonder, says she can’t fathom why she would get placed in the steampunk area at Maker Faire. I think I can fathom it. Victorian women,...

Mad Scientist Equipment

If you are going to build the perfect Frankenstein-style woman from cloned cells and spare parts, Biotech Hobbyist magazine recommends the Scientific Surplus site. I...

What to do with your living skin?

Biotech Hobbyist magazine already offers online instructions for growing human skin, but now they are gearing up to help you figure out what to do with your vat of...

Anzen Senshi Condoms for Super Robot Penis

Anzen Senshi supposedly translates from Japanese to English as “Safety Warrior.” No idea if this is accurate, but I noticed these robot-themed condoms on...

I Need a Flight on G-Force One with Someone Speedy

Weightless Flight (also known as Parabolic Flight) is achieved aboard ZERO-G’s Boeing 727 aircraft named G-FORCE ONE. Weightlessness is achieved by flying G-FORCE...

When do you know you are rich?

I have heard that you don’t count as rich until you own your own jet. Well real estate tycoon Robert Bigelow is raising the bar. He has committed five hundred...

Don’t Make Me Get Medieval on Your Breakfast

The modern waffle has its origins in the late middle ages. Waffle irons consisted of two metal plates connected by a hinge, each plate was connected to a wooden arm....

Take Me to Michael Dell

Alienware‘s new leader is Austin’s favorite college dropout, Michael Dell. According to a press release on the Dell site yesterday, Dell has confirmed their...