VeronicaChaos has been having operating difficulties this month. A few days ago, she tweeted “I have a feeling I’m gonna end up at Walmart buying a modem as an Oompa Loompa.” I don’t know whether or not she actually did this, but she seems to have solved her technical issues and she is all orange and sexy and rocking the green hair with a psychedelic background and she looks ridiculously hot. Unsettlingly hot. She says, “I’m still not done destroying your childhood” re: her doing Oompa Loompa cosplay and her well-hung ventriloquist dummy, of course, cosplaying Willy Wonka. As you can tell from the whites in VeronicaChaos‘ outfit and teeth etc., she did the orange babe look the hard way, with bodypainting.
Now here is the really disturbing thing: Around five years ago, I wrote an Oompa Loompa midget porn post because Rule 34. (Looking at that post, wow, but I was not nearly as good at formatting posts in WordPress back then. I’m developing my skillz!) Anyway, for like a year after that Oompa Loompa porn post, a bunch of the top search terms people used to find the Sexy Fandom site were variations on Oompa Loompa pervery. So this is a way way way more common fetish than you might guess. Not just a Rule 34 thing. So all of you need to register your free profile to join the VeronicaChaos free chat tonight or to message her, if you miss Willy Wonka banging super hot Oompa Loompa girl, because VeronicaChaos will probably have a video available to remember this epic show by.
Seriously, VeronicaChaos looks crazy gorgeous as an Oompa Loompa, so, if you didn’t have the fetish before, you are totally going to have it now. Her cosplay is so so good. (She is developing her skillz too!) VeronicaChaos just might have a Golden Ticket for you!
Hi! I’m Veronica Chaos, the ventriloquist camgirl! I specialize in weird boners and everything you didn’t know you need in your life! Thanks for checking me out!
Me and this c*nt make all sorts of crazy pornos, though she calls it “art” because fucking camgirls. She’s too good for privates.
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