It’s one of those weird moments where your day is going sideways and, in a click, KayleePond pulls it all around. Kaylee Pond is having a bit of an art show. She’s a great artist but she cheats. That’s right! I’m calling it right now. She cheats. (You heard it here first, folks!)
How does she cheat, you might ask? Simple. If you were to challenge Kaylee to a paint off, could you win? Given that you had to use the same brushes, paint, and canvas? No way, right? Kaylee is the canvas. Unless I drank Kool Aid and my drool just happened to make the perfect rorschach test, then I wouldn’t stand a chance (and don’t lie, neither would you!).
All (poor) jokes aside, Kaylee Pond is an amazing artist whose talent is trumped (no pun) only by her smiling eyes. She really does have an amazing smile (uuhh, guys, her smile is a few inches higher…). As Bob Geldof sings about Room 19 and how it’s ‘too late God’, I think I’ll take my cue and get back in Kaylee’s room. She’s drawing something amazeballs right now (seriously, just look at the layers and shadowing. I had to check to see if it wasn’t a real necklace).
Height: 64 inches
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo and a rambunctious dog.
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