Veronica Chaos is my kind of person because she says she is high on productivity today. I totally get that. Today, Veronica Chaos and Slappy made a video where she was a bad teen who really wanted to go to Regionals, only she was failing Professor Slappy’s class. If you would like to see this sort of dynamic live (and how could you not want to?), Veronica Chaos and Slappy are online now. Veronica Chaos is wearing an argyle pastel sweater and schoolgirl skirt and Professor Slappy has all the appropriate accoutrements, including pens, pencils, a good girl apple, a whiteboard with naughty student affirmations, and even a bottle opener. Veronica Chaos says she has a new marketing plan where she is going to tell people, “I’m like your high school girlfriend, but now I am naked on the internet with a puppet.” This is probably humorous but not accurate. Unless your high school girlfriend was a ventriloquist show tune singer, with deeply held beliefs on the merits of Deep Space Nine versus Voyager. Veronica Chaos says in high school she got engaged to a guy (for the purpose of convincing him premarital sex would be totally okay), but she feels she dodged a bullet by not marrying him because he had all the wrong Star Trek views. Tonight, she says she is not going to be the bad girl corrupting because she is going to be the nice girl who gets corrupted. Pretty sure Slappy is packing under that teachers desk and very up to the task.
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Occupation/Major: Ventriloquist / Clown
Hi, I’m Veronica Chaos! Some call me VC for short. I’m just your typical sex clown/ventriloquist/crazy cat lady. You might find me fucking my dummy in full costume or waxing poetic over the philosophy of Gene Roddenberry.
My room isn’t for the overly-serious or the easily disturbed. Come join me in my exploration of the perverse, the beautiful, and the strange. Let me show you things you’ve never before seen!
I have a wide variety of shows I like to perform in public chat. I’m not into privates/groups; I get off on having a big audience watching me rehibiliate people past their fear of clowns and dolls. My shows aren’t necessarily sexy; I like to get outrageous and make people laugh. Generally, during the week I like to tease, and during the weekends is when my inner theatre nerd comes out to make a giant mess. But I’m random as hell and anything can happen at any time (and with enough wine, most likely will).
Tags: goth, punk, clown, star trek, silly, nerd, glasses, art, rule 34, natural, stripper, burlesque, doctor who, blond, pale, acf, ventriloquist, puppet, cosplay, tng, ds9, weirdo, multipass, costumes, creepy, honest to a fault, chatty, tease, goofball, horror, performance, dummy
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Dracula, Edgar Allan Poe, Salem’s Lot, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft, Transmetropolitan, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands, Zombies and Shit, Depraved, Shatnerquake, Brain Cheese Buffet, The Shining
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters,Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Night Gaunts
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Fucked in a coffin underneath the Necronomicon.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Deep Space 9
Talents: Find out, eh?
Perfect Mate: Gomez
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: You don’t have to justify your perversion.