Jesus, Sarah, no one is going to tell your family you’re back. Keeping secrets is what they do! No one even knows that Ollie is Canadian!!
Laurel is now on the prosecuting team against Moira which doesn’t make Ollie happy. Moira decides to take the plea but Ollie and Thea are horrified and think she can actually beat the charges at trial. You guys, she’s gotta pay just a little bit for her part in the earthquake machine. Especially since, as everyone likes to say, Merlyn is dead. Which he totally isn’t. Right? Right.
There was slightly more development here but it’s boring and dragging out so we’ll touch back in two weeks if something happens.
An assassin shows up dressed as Merlyn and tries to take out Sarah at Ollie’s house. Fighting ensues and Sarah finally comes clean about being in the League of Assassins to our Terrific Trio. They clearly aren’t gong to kill her easily so instead target her Dresden and Laurel. And then Sarah reveals herself to Dresden, you suck at keeping your own secrets!
Back in time, on the Queens Gambit, in our newly shot scenes, Ollie plays sassy playboy with a crappy haircut and is also a crappy boyfriend. The storm wrecks the ship and Sarah gets swept away, only to emerge in the distance. The freighter, which says “Amazo”, be tee dubs, picks up Sarah and throws her in one of the depressing, dank cells. But Professor Ivo(!) takes pity on her and takes her to his creepy cabin where he states he’s going to save all the Hunams! Yay!! Then cut to her kicking Ollie in the ribs. Um, that was quite a jump, care to fill us in? No? Next week is a filler episode, you say? Balls.
Ollie takes Laurel to dinner to keep her safe and what not but Laurel misreads the signals and makes a move on Ollie. Awkward! She totally has the hots for your sister again! Wha wha. So it’s a good thing Laurel has moved on to pills from booze, because that little reveal is not going to be easy for her when it comes…
Sarah takes Dresden to her watch tower, did she make him turn off his cell phone? Oh I see, it’s a clever ruse to lure the League in with her tricksey traps. Sneaky. She snaps some necks and sends back one with a message to leave her family alone. I hope it doesn’t work because this was one of the more exciting episodes this season. Mainly cuz I really like the League and Ra’s al Ghul. I still want to know what the hell happened to Slade after he caught fire. Can we go back to that please?
