Iris is the Green Lantern


i am iris green lantern camI have never really thought of the Green Lantern as a sex symbol, but apparently I Am Iris has.

Laira was the purple alien female Green Lantern (I think) and Jennifer-Lynn Hayden (only kinda secret identity: Jade) was a human female Green Lantern. Jade might actually be the only human woman Green Lantern. But the point is that women have generally been mostly ignored as green Precious protectors in the Green Lantern universe.

So I wouldn’t have thought of a cam girl having a Green Lantern costume, but I Am Iris is doing this hilarious thing where she keeps doing this Zoolander voice where she calls everybody “ladies” and it is about as close to gender play as you can get in the Southern Kentucky part of not-San Francisco. Right now, she is teasing about what Seattle and Portland accents sound like.

Stop by and see what I mean. I Am Iris‘s show is free as always if you want to watch, free to sign up to chat, and you only tip if you feel like it, and I Am Iris is never pushy about that sort of thing.

About Me
Name: I_Am_Iris
CamScore: 5714.1
Gender: Female
Age: 77
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Here, on the Island of Misfit Toys…

Welcome to Irisnation, your new favorite vacation. (Rhyming completely unintentional, but impressive anyway.) For those times when your boss is an overpaid dumbass and life throws you one problem after another, you can find solace here. Kick your shoes off, grab a beer, and share a few laughs.

You might notice that we do things a little differently around here. Everyone’s welcome as long as you are respectful to my regulars and me. Laughing at our jokes is not demanded (but let’s face it, we’re hilarious). However, it will earn you brownie points. And because I don’t like chocolate, those brownie points are useless. 🙂 I do not sell friends list adds, because I don’t think that you can put a price on friendship. (Sidenote: my landlord forced me to change this. So if you tip 33,333 tokies, you CAN buy your way onto the list. I don’t think it’s worth it, but at least it’ll shut the ol’ biddy up.)

Please do not let a lack of tokies stop you from hanging out. In Irisnation, you are not expected to tip every day or even every month, although it’s always authentically appreciated. I cam because I genuinely love chatting with such amazing, altruistic people who I could not have met otherwise. It breaks my heart to hear about guys’ tipping habits hindering them from paying bills or buying groceries. Don’t let me be the reason you’re living off of Ramen noodles. This brings up another thing – I know what it’s like to work at a minimum-wage job, living paycheck-to-paycheck. And I also understand that to most people, money doesn’t grow on trees. For this reason, I truly cherish every tip regardless of its size, because we (as viewers) never know what kind of situation the tipper might be in. I just hope it shows that every time we hang out (whether you tip or not) feels like a good day to me.

So quit stressing and have some fun!
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