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Rise of the Machines
The Lickity-Chick from my favorite mad scientists. The name pretty much says it all.
Sloane Synful Sexy Robin Sexy Halloween
Sloane Synful has a soft blonde mohawk now, but, around the time of last Halloween, she had short dark hair. For Halloween she was Sexy Robin. When challenged on whether...
The Universal Positioning Device or UPD
I’ve written about a number of nonpenetrative Fucking Machines adjunct robots this month, but the really must-have Xmas gadget from the Fucking Machines engineers...
The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You
The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
Linda Hamilton Terminates
I was reading something about the Governator of California and thinking about fucking machines and thought of Linda Hamilton. I loved her buff T2 performance. I...
Subwoofer Subwoofer
The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the...
Broken Heroines: A Superhero Parody, High Production BDSM and Sex Feature
Comic book bad guys have taken over the largest warehouse of Kryptonite and Powergirl is their prisoner. Barbarella hadn’t seen anything yet in terms of the insane...
Tentacle Robot Sex
Sensi Pearl is living out one heck of a fantasy in this recent effing machines shoot. The trusty old Fuckzilla Batteries Not Included sexbot has received a fabulous...
Frankenwand
A true testament to human ingenuity and San Francisco know-how is the Frankenwand. “Half power tool; half vibrator — FrankenWand always gets the job done...
Bad Robot-Lovin’ Girls in Prison
Fans of girls in prison films rejoice. The machine sex people have a series featuring a jail set. Of course, while she is in bondage, the guard uses the nightstick on...
Ultimate Surrender with Crimson Ninja & Vendetta
This spring Ultimate Surrender went over to a weekly update schedule and is now well worth the price of admission. Well worth it assuming you spent your teen years...
The Predator
If you are going to have the Fuckzilla robot around to deploy your sex toys, you will probably need something like The Predator. I can’t show you what that is on...
