Category: Movies
True Blood – Let’s Boot and Rally
With a title like that you’d think that something would have actually happened in this episode. But that, was definitely not the case. Apparently...
True Blood – We’ll Meet Again For Realz
All right, now that I got my cable back, thanks Comcast…, we can get on with this mess of a show. Enough with the orgin stories! This isn’t compelling story...
True Blood – Whatever I Am, You Made Me
Here we go, it’s 3am, I’m tired as shit and we’re gonna do this for realz. Zombie Tara awakens to find out she sucks just as much IF NOT MORE than she...
Maleficent First Look
So first off, didn’t’ even know they’re remaking, reworking, whatever Sleeping Beauty. That is not the point. THE point is that Angelina Jolie is...
True Blood – Authority Always Wins
I thought I’d drink a Negroni for tonight’s episode, it seemed fitting since it is a red cocktail. It’s a super easy and potent cocktail, perfect for...
True Blood – Turn, Turn, Turn
If you are a fan of the HBO series “True Blood”, you should stop reading this right now. This is for the jerks who hate that dumb show. Previously on this...
Broken Heroines: A Superhero Parody, High Production BDSM and Sex Feature
Comic book bad guys have taken over the largest warehouse of Kryptonite and Powergirl is their prisoner. Barbarella hadn’t seen anything yet in terms of the insane...
Piranha 3DD Trailer
Apparently I have some catching up to do if I want to know what’s happening in Piranha 3DD. I mean, I could guess, but I might be wrong! The trailer promises...
Game of Thrones – Valar Morghulis
The finale that makes us all sad. Hey, you didn’t think this story was just about the Starks, right? Well by now you should be fully aware that it’s not and...
Ask a topless girl whether the next Doctor Who should be a woman?
So there is a topless girl, with a punky magenta haircut, named Veronica Chaos, petting her white cat like she’s in SPECTRE, holding forth about Doctor Who and how...
Game of Thrones – Blackwater
I’m in Detroit. This place is weird. Why is everything so spread out or in a strip mall? Weeeeiiiird. And I live in Baltimore. So there is about to be some serious...
Game of Thrones, Bronn Likes to Party All the Time with Hookers, Boba Fett Steampunk Ice Sculpture
So HBO’s Game of Thrones had a lot of hooker tit action tonight. That Bronn likes to party like there is no tomorrow the night before a war. Raygun Robyn is at a...
