Maleficent First Look


So first off, didn’t’ even know they’re remaking, reworking, whatever Sleeping Beauty. That is not the point. THE point is that Angelina Jolie is Maleficent and this first look gives me a lady boner.

Look, I’m sorry you had to read that, but, HOW FUCKING HAWT DOES SHE LOOK!? Those leather horns are sexy as shit. I would totally cosplay as whatever the hell her full costume looks like, if I ever left the house. Oh god, and Sharlto Copely from District 9 is in it too!? What is happening? This is a movie I can get behind! *Enter dirty joke here*


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