Category: Obtainium
Agent Aeon Circuit Breaker
Blue Blood Agent Aeon shows off the circuit boards tattooed under her adorable breasts in this free gallery from Barely Evil.
What if I want to play Dalek and the horny disco babe?
There is nothing like a little costumed roleplay to spice up sex, so all this talk of Dalek domination may have put the thought in your head that you’d like to try...
Why would I want a motorized chair?
According John Acres and the Bigha web site, the answer is not what Gizmodo and Sexy Fandom previously reported about the Bigha Stargazer Sex Chair, but rather,...
The Bigha Sex Starseeker Chair
Gizmodo thought this chair looked like it was intended for high tech sex, before I even did, writing “We’ve gotten in enough trouble over the past few months...
Hentai Figurine Splam
For reasons best known to the management of Sex n Fun which they have not shared with me, they have posted a gallery of what they suggest are semen-splattered hentai...
What is a Dalek?
The Daleks (pronounced “DAH-lecks” or “DAH-licks”) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television...
The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You
The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
You Say Daloid I Say Dalek
Horror sexploitation splatter purveyers Sinerama have gotten their hands on a limited supply of the Dalek porno video. I mean, the Daloid porn flick. I am speaking, of...
Disco Babes for the Dalek Nation
According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling...
Real Dolls Are Not a Crime Against Women
When I initially told you all about the Real Doll Surgery Page, I did not mean to imply that I thought ownership of a Real Doll was somehow misogynist. Drooling over the...
