Category: Obtainium
Hentai Figurine Splam
For reasons best known to the management of Sex n Fun which they have not shared with me, they have posted a gallery of what they suggest are semen-splattered hentai...
What is a Dalek?
The Daleks (pronounced “DAH-lecks” or “DAH-licks”) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television...
The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You
The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
You Say Daloid I Say Dalek
Horror sexploitation splatter purveyers Sinerama have gotten their hands on a limited supply of the Dalek porno video. I mean, the Daloid porn flick. I am speaking, of...
Disco Babes for the Dalek Nation
According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling...
Real Dolls Are Not a Crime Against Women
When I initially told you all about the Real Doll Surgery Page, I did not mean to imply that I thought ownership of a Real Doll was somehow misogynist. Drooling over the...
Rise of the Machines
The Lickity-Chick from my favorite mad scientists. The name pretty much says it all.
Subwoofer Subwoofer
The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the...
Who Wants a Cyberhug?
The day before yesterday, Yahoo reported that scientists from Singapore had figured out how to operate a vibrating jacket on a chicken via web-based controls. They have...
Real Doll Home Surgery
For those of you who are simultaneously hot for the Svedka Grl and terribly angry at her, there is the Real Doll Doctor Surgery Index. The surgery pages include graphic...
