Bookworm Bitches Super Value Package
For some reason, the whole Narnia thing makes me think of the Bookworm Bitches site. The news is that this high quality themed hardcore video site now comes with a bunch...
The Vulvulator Wants to Suck You
The Vulvulator is similar to the subwoofer-based Soundfucker in that it is intended primarily for clitoral stimulation. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
Narnia Released in America
Announcing the arrival of Narnia on American shores.
Narnia Released in Britain
For those of you reading in Britannia, Narnia has now arrived.
You Say Daloid I Say Dalek
Horror sexploitation splatter purveyers Sinerama have gotten their hands on a limited supply of the Dalek porno video. I mean, the Daloid porn flick. I am speaking, of...
Disco Babes for the Dalek Nation
According to the UK’s Sun Online reporter James Hyatt, the estate of Dr. Who creator Terry Nation is not amused by the Dalek porno flick which was recently selling...
Real Dolls Are Not a Crime Against Women
When I initially told you all about the Real Doll Surgery Page, I did not mean to imply that I thought ownership of a Real Doll was somehow misogynist. Drooling over the...
Linda Hamilton Terminates
I was reading something about the Governator of California and thinking about fucking machines and thought of Linda Hamilton. I loved her buff T2 performance. I...
Rise of the Machines
The Lickity-Chick from my favorite mad scientists. The name pretty much says it all.
Subwoofer Subwoofer
The nice folks at Fucking Machines take a woman’s needs into account in their engineering feats. Not every machine is just for penetration. Check out the...
Second Annual NaNoWriMo Is Over Celebration
I’m pleased to report that National Novel Writing Month for People Who Don’t Normally Care to Write is officially over. You can read what I have written...
Who Wants a Cyberhug?
The day before yesterday, Yahoo reported that scientists from Singapore had figured out how to operate a vibrating jacket on a chicken via web-based controls. They have...














