ATTENTION, CITIZEN. A fully certified representative of Super Earth has entered hostile territory with one sacred objective: spread Managed Democracy across every disgusting square inch of bug-infested soil. She goes by the name of Zesty_Peach!
Their options are simple. Accept freedom immediately or receive it at approximately 900 rounds per minute. Observe the tactical brilliance on display. She is not “running away” from those bugs. She is advancing rapidly in the opposite direction while requesting perfectly proportionate orbital support. Any teammate caught inside the blast radius will be remembered as a patriot who courageously failed to read the giant red targeting beam.
She looks appropriately suspicious because every rock, crater and suspiciously quiet patch of fog could be hiding an enemy of liberty. Outstanding work, Helldiver Zesty_Peach!
Hiiiiiiiiiii, I’m Zesty, your silly gamer with a loooot of interests.
