Megaria_Blum playing Fortnite with the calm confidence of someone who absolutely intends to win, even though the Battle Bus has once again dropped her into a lobby populated entirely by twelve-year-olds with a set of loud mouths by the look of it.
One minute she’s peacefully looting, the next she’s being shot from a hill, a rooftop, a bush, and possibly another dimension. The screen says 5% crit rate, but the odds of getting third-partied are sitting comfortably at 100%. Somehow she’s still moving around with full health and a loaded inventory while everyone else is probably shouting contradictory directions. One teammate wants the reboot card, another has wandered into the storm and somebody keeps marking loot instead of the enemy currently firing at them.
EEither way, Megaria_Blum is locked, loaded, and ready to turn another “quick game” into forty minutes of looting, gliding, hiding, panic-sprinting, and insisting the next one will definitely be the Victory Royale.
Username: Megaria_Blum
CamScore: 94
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 70 kilos
Height: 175 centimeters
Age: 26
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Diseadora, cosmaker
Favorite Food: Pizza
