Elden Ring Nightreign, better known as Three Friends Enter Limveld and Immediately Discover Why Group Projects Were a Mistake. But EmGreens will drag them all out herself.
The first day starts politely enough: grab some runes, steal every weapon that is not nailed down, sprint past seventeen enemies because the Night’s Tide is closing and pretend the expedition has any kind of plan. By nightfall, everybody is underlevelled, somebody has wandered to the opposite end of the map, and the team’s designated strategy has become roll, roll and roll some more! That is the true co-op experience. Not friendship, not teamwork, just repeatedly smacking a downed companion back to life while asking why they thought that was survivable.
Grace may guide the Tarnished, but these people need directions, adult supervision, and perhaps a strongly worded message from the Roundtable Hold which EmGreens will be happy to do!
big chunky noob here, who is probably cussin up a storm and dying in all my games!
