Megaria_Blum is building towers faster than her GPA and editing walls like she’s deleting her ex’s number—this girl playing Fortniteis a one-woman squad wipe in glitter sneakers.
Controller in one hand, iced coffee in the other, and somehow still managing to crank 90s with the aggression of someone who lost a skin to the Item Shop timer. She drops Tilted like it’s a second home, loots like a raccoon with caffeine issues, and speaks exclusively in victory royales and passive-aggressive emotes. Every time she gets sniped, it’s “lag.” Every time she wins, it’s “pure skill, obviously.” Storm closing in? She’s already dancing in it with a crown on. Build battles are less strategy, more interpretive rage ballet. The only thing faster than her edits is her ability to roast someone’s KD ratio mid-fight.
Megaria_Blum‘s loadout includes sass, splash potions, and exactly zero tolerance for reboot van betrayal. She once eliminated a squad while reapplying lip gloss and yelling at her little brother to stop unplugging the router. Final circle, 1v1, health at 10%? She’s already emoting before the victory screen even loads.
Username: Megaria_Blum
CamScore: 94
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 70 kilos
Height: 175 centimeters
Age: 26
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Diseadora, cosmaker
Favorite Food: Pizza
