There’s A Snake In Andreeart’s Boot

She’s a rootin’-tootin’ sheriff with a lasso in one hand and the emotional stability of a toy who’s seen some things. Meet Andreeart, the cowgirl with a drawl, a plan, and a deep fear of being replaced by a plastic space man with a laser pointer and too much merch.

Rockin’ a cow-print vest, denim skirt, and boots made for stompin’ through daycare drama, she’s keepin’ the toy box in order one sassy drawl at a time. Jessie’s got energy, Bo Peep’s got grace—but Woodyette? She’s got plot armor and a deeply complicated relationship with Andy’s handwriting. She doesn’t just lead—she micromanages the toy chest like it’s a saloon full of emotionally fragile collectibles. Lost toys? Found. Broken toys? Glued together with grit and a little trauma. Sid? On her block list.

Andreeart has got a friend in herself, a full posse and a badge that will definitely put a snake in someone’s boot.