Alice Maia (alicexmaia) looks so gorgeous tonight. The march of Halloween costumes has begun as she kicks off Aliceween. She says that Alice’s Alien Army is bent on enslaving humanity and I like her chances at becoming our beautiful alien overlord. Apparently, homo sapiens have a little hole under their tongues and, if you press your tongue to the back of your front teeth and suck, if you are a human, you can squirt out of that tiny orifice. A tip is that it helps to have a good amount of saliva. Alice Maia is proving her extraterrestrial origins by not getting the hang of this little squirting trick, despite a lot of coaching from her room. I can’t do the trick either. If you have some ideas, it is free tonight to sign up and share your own tongue underside firing tips.
