Rusty Sp00ns unleashes the 90s


Rusty_Sp00ns is back again and this time, she’s serious. Well, okay, maybe not too serious, but we are discussing the merits (or camera flare) of the Michael Bay franchise blockbuster of Transformers. You know, those movies with the two kids and a lot of poor camera cuts so you’re not really sure who is fighting what and oh my! Explosions! Where, every once in a while, a robot will walk into frame, almost by complete accident, to lend credibility to the title of the movie. This is the chat from her room right now. Rusty_Sp00ns, for her part, is an OG Transformers fan and can even bounce with some GoBot action. Although, she is having a hard time believing Vanilla Ice was in the TMNT movie (but then again, so did most of the 90s).So, if you want someone who can hang with everything from that generation, then pop on in and enjoy the dreadlocked redhead from space.


Username: Rusty_Sp00ns
CamScore: 1800.7
Gender: Female
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 115 pounds
Height: 63 inches
Age: 101
City: Whore Island
Sexual Preference: Straight
Tags: lobster juggler,piercings,tattoos,sexy,star trek,wet and messy,hula hoops,smoking,hippie,cock wrangler,sweet,big ass,nerd,Spacely Sprockets Engineer,natural boobs,Megatron,dreads,redhead
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Hula Hooper Extraordinare
Pets: Carpet Sharks


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