On this punniest of punny days, Jalyn is JaLEIAlyn for May the Fourth. You just can’t go wrong with a Slave Leia bikini, especially if you have the kind of impressive core body strength that Jayln clearly has. I don’t know how many sit-ups it takes to make your abs look like hers, but it is more than I do. I am very impressed. Jalyn has a great sense of humor. Right now, she is talking about what would make her “docking bay” get “dewey” and how she needs all the “fuel” sprayed in there. Also, Jalyn would like to work extra hard for “force juice”. She is making it all sound very double entendre and funny and appropriate for Star Wars Day.
Name: JALYN
CamScore: 21124.9
Gender: Female
Body Type: Athletic
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 26
City: Illinois
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: History, Geography, Spanish
School/College: Graduated with my B.A. in 2009
Favorite Food: mashed potatoes, spaghetti, sushi… not all at once though 🙂
Pets: 3 cats Mijo, Jesse, and Sammy
Car: 2011 Honda CRV
My Favorite Models: DaniMerie LaylaLux AmberCutie JALYN AspenRae XXHollywoodXX NikiSkyler
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: There is more to life then just going to work and paying bills. When you are born, there are two things you have to do: pay taxes and die… the rest is up to you. Make it count. I also believe in following one’s heart, staying true to one’s convictions, and NEVER growing up:)
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: my friends/family (most fit into both categories), bath time, chapstick, lotion, and love. Well that list sure was weird…
Favorite Books: The Lovely Bones
What I Like To Do For Fun: I play video games, I nerd it out to my stupid TV shows that I watch like Criminal Minds and Game of Thrones, I drink here and there, I smoke the herb, and I enjoy my closest friends always.
Favorite Songs: I have an ecclectic musical taste… I enjoy some softer punk like Lucky Boys Confusion, Allister, Catch 22 and Starting Line. I also enjoy my share of hip-hop, you know, that radio shit:) But I really rock out to the older stuff, the stuff my parents listened to when I was growing up. This includes the Eagles, Nirvana, The Beatles, Pantera, Aerosmith, Jet, Jimi Hendrix… so on and so forth:)
Favorite Movies: Grandmas Boy, Super Troopers, Waiting, What Dreams May Come, Inglorious Bastards, Hot Fuzz
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: I got fingerblasted by another model in the middle of a nightclub in Chicago… we had quite the audience 🙂 AND….
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Spain, Hawaii, New Zealand
Hobbies: I take a pole dancing classes a few times a week. I’s getting certified to teach pole dancing classes in early June. I take kick boxing, and I’m currently trying to learn how to throw knives. I take my guns to the shooting range often, too. I enjoy video games like CoD and my music which I sing to all the time… but I try to keep my singing to myself so that I still have friends 🙂 kind of kidding…
Talents: I’m a pretty solid pole dancer, I can deep throat like no ones business, and I recently discovered I can dildo myself while in a one-handed handstand… hmmm, getting a mental image?
Perfect Mate: Another history junkie like myself that will debate and challenge me and not let me win unless I really win… Someone who makes me laugh, is patient, and kind hearted… Someone who is very non-judgmental/open-minded and would be alright hanging at home with me on the couch instead of going to the bars every night… Someone who loves to have fun and understands that money is not everything.
Perfect Date: It varies… and I like to mix it up so…. eh. I will say that I am very active and love to go hiking, indoor rock climbing, bicycling. I love watching good movies and going out for food and drinks. Im easy to please, and I love surprises.
Turn Ons: Confidence, humor, and a nice booty are always good
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I am spontaneous. I love to laugh, and I will make you smile. Im a goofy, nerdy and at times weird little lady… Laurel Thatcher Ulrich said, ‘Well behaved women seldom make history,’ so lets have some fun:)
