Thea’s new friend quickly turns on her in some serious “someone broke daddy’s new golf club” rage. And Brother Blood shows up to be creepy.
Back on the Lost boat, Sarah is ready to serve up the boat tech to Slade. But she hatches a plan to blow up Slade using one of the old land mines from the island. Spoiler Alert: it doesn’t work. They trade prisoners, but yup, Slade can SMELL the explosives and SEE GHOSTS! OOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Oliver remembers he has a day job, but of course momma Queen shows up to guilt him into showing up at her debate. AHAHA! Slade takes over the feed at the debate with poor crying Thea’s face. Wait, they’re saying Slade was in Costa Rica and couldn’t have taken Thea? So they let him go and then there’s a convoluted chase scene through the streets of Vancouver, I mean Starling City. He returns to Thea and let’s her go but entices her back with the promise of telling her what Ollie’s secret is. That could mean almost anything.
Wow, Speedy actually has a point. King Queen makes all the calls and they aren’t always smart. He’s no Batman, you know what I mean?
Moira reminisces but forgets about the part where she’s a shitty mother. Don’t worry, mommy, Thea is fine, she’s a perpetual pawn.
Bwahaha, the Terminator got temporary control of Queen Industries when Oliver signs it over to her during the whole Thea crisis and she takes total control of the company! Bitch got played! Then they throw each other around a bit which is sexy but goes nowhere. Then Oliver kicks a lot of asses but of course Thea is not there. Instead she shows up at the police precinct. Slade liberates a bus full of criminals and how does a prisoner transport not have bulletproof glass? That isn’t crazy to assume, right?
Wait. Slade told Thea THE TRUTH, that Malcolm is her father and she’s mad at Oliver? Ugh. And then Slade storms into Laurel’s apartment in tells her that Ollie is the Arrow. DUN DUN DUN!
