Veronica Chaos Can Ride a Bike with No Handlebars (and Hula Hoop and Stand on Her Head)


Veronica Chaos is listening to a fun soundtrack of nerd rock like Devo and The Flobots. Right now, she is showing off her hula-hooping skills, and her multi-tasking skills, by simultaneously working on solving a Rubik’s Cube. I like her skull gloves and cabaret-inspired outfit and black-rimmed glasses. Veronica Chaos‘ hair is bright orange right now. As always, it is free to sign up to chat with Veronica Chaos and discuss whether or not the best methodology for Rubik’s action is to play with the Cube a lot, google the way to solve it, or just peel off the damn stickers and move them around.

Veronica Chaos Can Ride a Bike with No Handlebars (and Hula Hoop and Stand on Her Head)

Name: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 1807.3
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Moderate
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Artist/camwhore
Favorite Food: Grilled asparagus with sea salt
Pets: Meow x2
Car: I prefer walking.
Tags: goth, pale, 420, smoking, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, domme, mohawk, boots, punk, alternative, goth, pale, redhead, doctor who, burlesque, stripper, natural, trimmed, art, glasses, nerd, silly, star trek, orange, punk, acf
Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: booze, cigs, weed, orgasms, my cats.
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I draw horror art with lots of boobs and gore. I recently started watching Torchwood. I like to go out and drink with friends and get really fucking high. Sometimes I try to make jokes.
Favorite Songs: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters
Favorite Movies: Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: One time I won first place in a costume contest at a science fiction convention, twice. Sexually: tied up in Japanese bondage, suspended from the ceiling, and fucked in the ass.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: space
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Turn Ons: egotistical assholes, nerds, smart dudes with cool accents, rope, nipple clamps, ball gags, tattoos, piercings, orgasm control, roleplaying, multiple orgasms, g-spot stimulation, fisting (but I totally can’t do it to myself, fuck!) and humiliation. I’m a switch and go both ways, I am however more experienced in subbing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Thanks to years of experience with Left 4 Dead and House of the Dead, I’m really fucking good at shooting zombies, and would be quite useful in the zombie apocalypse.

Lyrics to Handlebars by The Flobots

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

Look at me, look at me,
Hands in the air like it is good to be alive

And I’m a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to De Colores
And I’m Proud to be an American

Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome, no metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone, on the telephone

Look at me, look at me
Just called to say that it is good to be alive
In such a small world

I’m all curled up with a book to read
I can make money opening up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty-four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you want to buy a product

Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone, with a microphone

And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule, of a molecule

Look at me, look at me
Driving and I won’t stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top

My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let them all die in exasperation
Have them all healed of their lacerations
Have them all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don’t like them
And I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite, by satellite

And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope, through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust, in a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars


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