Most pop culture LOLtext mashups are tedious, but this one posted at Theme ta Picture is really cute. Admittedly I like Darth Vader a lot. Like really a lot. Perhaps more than is average, even among dork girls who love festishy, dominant, black-clad bad boys.
My boyfriend Darth Vader: I’m trying to find someone to insure my Death Star.
Progressive Insurance Rockabilly Lady: We can insure anything! What condition is it in?
[Cut to picture of effed-up post-rebellion attack Death Star.]
Progressive Insurance Rockabilly Lady: It looks a little banged up.
My boyfriend Darth Vader: Yep.
Progressive Insurance Rockabilly Lady: You must have kids.
Progressive Insurance Rockabilly Lady: Bingo.
