Cam girl Azarthian is the perfect product of exposure to video games and internet memes. (Depending on how you pronounce memes, I might have just written some rhyming poetry there. I’d never seen the ten hour repeating loop of Amazing Horse before, but now, thanks to Azarthian, I have. Azarthian gets her cam name from a supernatural part angel enchantress who was willing to die for love of a mortal man.
Fun fact to know and share: If a video is ten hours long, it seems YouTube will only let it play at small size. Oh dear, also, apparently one starts to get a bit of a headache after half an hour of Amazing Horse. Who knew? Let’s see where I am at the ten hour mark.
Uploaded by TehN1ppe
Amazing Horse looped for 10 hours.
Available on Rockband:
https://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/offers/80000ea3-0000-4000-8000-000045…
Original video by Weebl’s Stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts
Amazing Horse lyrics:
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
Give it a lick
Mmm, it tastes just like raisins
Have a stroke of its mane
It turns into a plane
And then it turns back again
When you tug on its winkie
Ew, that’s dirty
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
The lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm, sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah, sweet lemonade
Get on my horse
I’ll take you around the universe
And all the other places too
I think you’ll find that the universe
Pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman
Get on my horse
About Me
Name: Azarthian
CamScore: 2691.2
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Multi
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 125 pounds
Height: 72 inches
Age: 22
City: Bizarro World
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Cosmetology
School/College: Maybe some day.
Favorite Food: Anything scrumptious. And subs. Mmm… Which ‘Wich… *drools*
Pets: 2 boys: Domo, a Lab/Pyrenees
Simon, a German Shepherd mix
Car: Pontiac Vibe (ooh lala hatchback)
About Me: I’m a classy type of girl who loves dubstep, bass, and says fuck a lot. I may have the mouth of a sailor but I’m really a sweetheart. *purrs* Oh, also my favorite two words are: cunt and faggot.The Meaning Of My Name:
Azarthian’s are the strongest of the races and the keepers of all magic, and are hated by humans… thus, forbidden love.
Follow the link(s) to listen to the song and see the video by MilkMan-Dan on YouTube:
(youtube) MilkMan-Dan – Azarthian Girl
Or listen to it off of Newgrounds.com (where I first heard it):
(newgrounds) Azarthian Girl {=MMD=}Do YOU know where to get Two Quarts of Elbow Grease and Head Light Fluid?
‘…beneath all that cool pseudo-academic hogwash lurked a very passionate man who knew how important it was to say ‘fuck’ now and then, and say it loud too, relish its syllabic sweetness, its immigrant pride, a great American epic word really, starting at the lower lip, often the very front of the lower lip, before racing all the way back to the back of the throat, where it finishes with a great blast, the concussive force of the K catching up then with the hush of the F already on its way, thus loading it with plenty of offense and edge and certainly ambiguity.’
Tags: small breasts, nice pussy, shaved, sassy, long legs, blunt, brunette, butt plug, slender, tall, vulgar, down to earth, goofy, fun, anal, classy
My Favorite Models: Dexter_ReedInterests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: POKEMON!!!
Yep, definitely the Meaning of Life. ;P
I can’t help it, I just really want to catch ’em all!
Five Things I Can’t Live Without:
1.Computer.
2.Phone.
3.Chapstick/lip gloss/shiny shtuff for my lips to make them feel niiice.
4.Sexy underoos.
5.Eyeliner/eye makeup.
Favorite Books: The whole Harry Potter series. ‘Haunted’ by Chuck Palahniuk. The Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Yadda yadda yadda.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I’m on the internet a lot. I like to play games too. I know, I’m veeery boring.I also like to make fun of people (all with sweet intentions though, of course).
*Example:
When girls put on cat ears and draw whiskers on their face and say that they are a sexy kitten for Halloween. Oh, wait… Never mind. I’d much rather see a guy do that then see another slutty kitty. That way it would be at least humorous to me. (It always screams to me ‘Walking pussy on the loose!!! Heeeere puss puss puss puss. Wanna see what num nums are in MY sac?’)
Favorite Songs: My favorite music contains but is not limited to: hardcore techno, dance, trance, electronica, happy hardcore, dubstep, some country, rap, all sorts of metal, experimental, chillout dreams.
Mostly things that make me bouncy and that I can dance to.
Digitally Imported (di.fm) is an amazing site for electronic music.I suggest you listen to this: Shut up woman, get on my horse.
Favorite Movies: Anything and almost everything goes. Oh, and the show Dinosaurs.
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: I’m a crazy gal. That’s all you really need or want 😉 to know.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I’d prolly be in the city, hitting up clubs and shows and living the ‘glorious’ party life. But that’s a far stretch.
Hobbies: Ermm… computer? lol Oh, and cutting hair. And vidya games. Yes, that too.
Talents: Whatever I set my mind to. (Which isn’t much at this point. *sad faces*) Correcting people’s spelling and punctuation. (To be a shithead, of course.) Getting to know people, followed by making them feel awkward.
Perfect Mate: Someone who can keep up with me and keep me entertained. Make me laugh and try to even make me blush. Needs to have a very BROAD sense of humor. Computer and car savvy is a plus as well.
Perfect Date: The perfect date doesn’t need to be anything other then fun and exciting. Something new preferably. And none of that ‘Soooo, what do ya wanna do now?’ bullshit. If you’re gonna take me out, you better have something planned and we can go from there.
Turn Ons/Offs: Obvious shit is obvious. Nice teeth is a plus, along with being well groomed. Really this all just depends on the person his/herself. Oh, no assholes though. Sarcastic asses I can deal with. The real thing? Not so much. I’ll be constantly angry all the time then. Nice spelling and grammar is a definite plus. Likes playing video games and can teach me a thing or two.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I’m fun. And I’ll probably change your mind on a lot of things if you get me talking. Oh and I like to keep it real. I can be very blunt about things and I’m always honest so if you don’t mind that, well, then that’s a plus for you, innit?
