Kaylee Pond Reads Hitchhikers Guide and Hitachis

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It is very rare for Kaylee Pond to do a come show. This evening, she is planning to simultaneously read from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and use her Hitachi. (In the unlikely event that you are not versed in Douglas Adams and his extremely funny writing, I heartily recommend reading his work.) Right now, she is talking about Sean Bean doing a Reddit AMA where he said that surprisingly nobody ever asks him to do the “One does not simply walk into Mordor” line, but he frequently does it himself spontaneously. You can generate your own one does not simply meme, like I did here for Kaylee Pond. OMG, Kaylee Pond actually just started reading Douglas Adams aloud for real. While using her Hitachi.

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Kaylee Pond Reads Hitchhikers Guide and Hitachis

Name: KayleePond
CamScore: 2874
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 64 inches
Age: 26
City: Geeksville
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Moderate
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Making people happy!
Favorite Food: Sushi!
Pets: A cat who is a total weirdo
Tags: cute, 34F, natural, geek, dorky, fun, big boobs, nerdy, curvy, redhead, gamer, friendly, girl next door, long hair, ACF, silly, thick, unique, creative, artistic, Doctor Who, Firefly, Whovian, body paint, pantyraid, funny, video games, TARDIS, costumes, cosplay, games, geeky
My Favorite Models: AmberCutie AedanRayne Mixx_ Miss_Lollipop JoleneBrody Gamerlana MechaEvvie
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Doctor Who.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Sunshine, cuddles, video games, books, love. <3 (Other than the things I ACTUALLY would die without, of course.)
Favorite Books: I have MANY and always have a book going. Let’s name a few though, shall we?: Brave New World, Kushiel’s Legacy Series(very sexy books), Harry Potter, Discworld Series (Terry Pratchett), Xanth Series (Piers Anthony), most Jane Austin, Hunger Games, Ender’s Game and many more. I’m always happy to talk about books!
What I Like To Do For Fun: Dress-up, cosplay, read, play video/tabletop games, touch myself, surf (badly), and talk a lot. I also love me some awesome T.V. shows, like Doctor Who, Firefly, Sherlock, Star Trek, Arrested Development, and so many more!
Favorite Songs: I’m very open when it comes to music! Often I do have to try to hold myself back from playing all 80’s, though!
Favorite Movies: The Life Aquatic, Pride and Prejudice, Brick, 3-Iron, Tank Girl, Star Wars and Star Trek and of course I LOVE Action/Adventure movies, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Animated movies! Most beloved might be movies by Miyazaki, especially Howl’s Moving Castle. I also watch a lot of Disney movies!
Hobbies: I’m a passionate person and also very upbeat, so I find myself really loving a LOT of things. I enjoy reading, playing video games (LOTS of them), dressing up in costumes, painting, playing board games, having fun in the sun, meeting new people, camping, going on adventures and so much more!
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn Ons: The Oxford Comma (haha kidding, sort of), good manners, patience, sense of humor, eloquence, down to earth, intelligence. 🙂 Turn Offs: Poor spelling and grammar (though I’m not uptight about it, or always perfect myself), rudeness, arrogance, meanness, selfishness. You know, all the things that are lame!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I’m very REAL. I will share myself with you, how I really am and the things I truly like, and be truly delighted to find out more about you, too!




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