Dashy Spends A Night At The Infirmary

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There are plenty of perfectly normal things to do at 3:00 a.m. Playing doctor in a haunted Roblox infirmary where the patients arrive looking like their skeleton was assembled by someone who lost the instruction manual is one of them, obviously, as Dashy would know!

Night at the Infirmary seems to operate on a very simple medical philosophy: see patient, locate problem, panic professionally. Hippocrates is spinning so fast in his grave he could power the hospital. The patient gets strapped into what appears to be the world’s least reassuring operating chair while their entire skeleton is displayed over them like a LEGO instruction sheet. Then comes the task of physically putting the damaged limb where it belongs.

Dashy still has to perform actual clerical work through all of this. Register the patient’s details on the computer. Of course. Demonic activity may be occurring in Ward B, but GDPR compliance waits for no entity. By 4:12 a.m., she is still working. Give this woman employee of the month!

Dashy Spends A Night At The Infirmary

Dashy Spends A Night At The Infirmary

Dashy Spends A Night At The Infirmary

Dashy Spends A Night At The Infirmary

Dashy writes:

Username: Dashyxo
Gender: Female
Body Type: Athletic
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 115 pounds
Height: 67 inches
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Moderate
Drugs: Party