Megaria_Blum has entered the sacred arena of Fall Guys, where the laws of physics are decorative, every doorway is a personal betrayal and thirty brightly coloured beans are prepared to throw away years of friendship for one crown.
Controller in hand and headset on, she is fully committed to guiding her tiny jellybean athlete through obstacle courses designed by somebody who clearly looked at Takeshi’s Castle and decided it needed more fruit flying at heads. Run forward. Jump over a thing. Maybe avoid a swinging hammer. Easy enough. Five minutes later she is being launched into the abyss by a rotating platform while a hot dog costume grabs her at the finish line for reasons known only to God.
One bad bounce and it is over. One perfect grab and suddenly she is Bean Usain Bolt. The path to victory is paved with inflatable rhinos, collapsing floors, suspiciously aggressive strawberries and at least one player dressed as a pigeon who absolutely cannot be trusted and Megaria_Blum will win it all.
Username: Megaria_Blum
CamScore: 94
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 70 kilos
Height: 175 centimeters
Age: 26
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Diseadora, cosmaker
Favorite Food: Pizza
