Megaria_Blum dropped from the Battle Bus with a full inventory, maximum confidence and absolutely no intention of landing anywhere sensible. One minute she is gliding peacefully over the island, the next she is kicking through somebody’s front door because a green shotgun and three loose shield mushrooms were apparently worth starting a regional conflict over.
I see the vision too. Loot every drawer, ignore the storm warning, sprint through an open field and suddenly remember that forty-one other people also have guns. The crit rate may say five percent, but the odds of getting third-partied immediately after winning a fight remain a scientifically proven one hundred.
Somewhere nearby, a player has been crouched behind a sofa for six minutes waiting to contribute exactly one bullet and Megaria_Blum is going to dink them all!
Username: Megaria_Blum
CamScore: 94
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 70 kilos
Height: 175 centimeters
Age: 26
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Diseadora, cosmaker
Favorite Food: Pizza
