Sexy Candy Corn Clown Yarrow


It has been ages since I saw Yarrow online, which is probably more a reflection on me being offline a lot lately. Jim Phoenix has done press coverage on Yarrow’s cool shows more recently, but I wrote up her pirate goodness so long ago that she was not even on MFC yet then I think. Anyway, Yarrow is really fun and cool, so she definitely deserves your notice. She says her Halloween costume is “Stupid Evil Clown But Also Smart and Conniving and Clever” and is inspired by a combination of song lyrics and the incredible makeup stylings of famous MUA Pennold. From the colorful harlequin makeup to the candy corn bodysuit, she looks great. Yarrow says Elmo there is her sidekick. He does look a bit undead demonic and seems to be sharing a ciggie with her cat, but it is Halloween, so why not get wild!

Username: Yarrow
CamScore: 5282
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 125 pounds
Height: 68 inches
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Cam girl & Artist
Pets: Jonesy
Tags: Trimmed Bush, Artist, Talkative, Goofy, Tease, Nerdy, Glasses, Dance, Painter, 80s Music, Fun, Friendly, Smart, Long Legs, Body Paint, Games, Story time, Dork, Brunette, Chill, Pub Fan, Girl Next Door, Natural boobs
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Got me.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Decaf coffee, my laptop, paints, kisses, and my glasses.
Favorite Books: Art books, history books, and random books that teach me about whatever I might be curious about at the time.
What I Like To Do For Fun: Painting, drawing, dancing to 80’s music, getting naked, taking pictures, binge watching movies, checking out museums, reading books that teach me things, looking up terrifying medical information, going to shows, drinking coffee (now has to be decaf), riding my bike, travel, Singing at karaoke badly, checking out new bars, and of course… chatting online.
Favorite Songs: I could dance to 80’s music for hours on end, classic rock, shoe gazie stuff, raunchy hip hop, ambient music, drum and bass, and anything from my raver days.
Favorite Movies: A good mix of horror movies, dark dramas, and science fiction films with some documentaries thrown in.
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: It’s a secret.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I’d be in middle America.
Hobbies: Painting and drawing people, eating pie, and being naked.
Talents: Pretty damn good drawer and skilled at being sexy and goofy at the same time.
Perfect Date: Pizza + dive bar + dancing + sex = Perfection.
Turn Ons/Offs: On’s: Getting me to laugh, being kind to others, and giving me ass rubs. Off’s: Arrogance, laziness, and bad manners.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I’m a fun-loving goofball who loves thigh highs and being naked. But really the best reason is because you want to 😉


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