I am a horror nut. I still remember Killer Klowns from Outer Space. In fact, I think I used it to scare the crud out of my friend (who now has a deep phobia about clowns). This BurningAngel production takes all of the fear out and replaces it with, well, quite attractive women with great ink and gorgeous make-up jobs. As you can see, there isn’t a whole lot I can show you that is ‘work friendly’. I’m noticing that as a trend with Burning Angel. I really don’t mind though (I mean, why would I? I get to see the entire video to review it!). This is what I can say about the photoshoot: Jessie Lee is covered in tats. If tats are your thing (as they are mine) then Jessie Lee is a must see. Not only that, but this shoot has some great makeup. It reminds me of the Hunger Games with the eye colourings here. I really don’t know who Burning Angel uses for makeup, but that person needs an award. I am simply amazed at the work here.
How is the movie different from the photos, you may ask? Two words: Boob Lasers. Yeah. If you need any further coaxing to run (don’t walk!) to view this movie, then I’m not sure I can help you. Oh, and did I mention the alien Jessie Lee’s mission? It’s to find ‘the perfect penis’. Yep. First stop: fit human specimen, bartender Seth Gamble, in Tarzana, California. And she really does take her ‘job’ rather seriously.
The inhabitants of planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers. With Areola’s impending doom, Captain Sheridan knew she must send Jessie Lee to complete the mission. Why Jessie? …Well, because she likes dick a lot. Surely this Earth human male, Seth Gamble of Tarzana, at this bar establishment would never lie about having the perfect penis. What kind of guy lies about his cock?
STATS
Sex: Female
Age: 29
Height: 5 ft 2
Sign: Virgo the Virgin. el oh el
Location: Hollywood!!
Occupation: Strippah and traveling show ho. 😉
Ink/Metal: I have some sweet tribal yo. Siqq Brah!
INTERESTS
Music: Post-Hardcore, Metal, and Heavy Metal. I LOVE aggressive music. \\m/
Movies: Bloody gore!
Food: Breakfast foods
Hobbies: Nudity, public nudity, traveling, pole dancing, booty shaking, fucking on film, frequent trips to coffee shops, and being a BurningAngel duh. 😛
Books: I only read books with pictures. Like porn and coloring books.
SEX
Best Time: Oh man.. When my one ex tied me up and tortured me. Fuck I’m getting hot just thinking about it.
Fantasy: Fucking 2 girls with a Strap-On.. Oh wait, I did that. 😉
Favorite Position: Dogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggy!
Masturbation Material: Remembering when Joanna slapped me around and called me her slut. 😉
I Have A Crush On: Anyone with neck and hand tattoos!
Perfect Match: Jessie + Joanna = True Love <3
First Time: With a girl, or guy? Well, my first time with a girl was involving the other female and I tying this guy up, while we had our way with him.
ATTITUDE
Drink: Soy Mocha and Cranberry Sprite!
Smoke: SXE
Bad Habits: Not washing my hair for weeks on end. 😀
Where I Hang Out: Bars and Tour Buses
Favorite Burning Angel: Joanna, duh <3
Why I Am A Burning Angel: Because I like to fuck and I don't give a fuck. 🙂
